I do not like the cone of shame.
I'm really kicking myself. I don't have a title for this post that is better than the name the maker gave these speakers, which is "Hi-Fido". I thought the puns were my job.
Apparently ceramic speakers are the new thing. This is the third pair I have seen (the first is here). They all tout the "Noise Deadening" acoustical properties. "(they)use the acoustic properties of ceramic to diffuse hi quality sound with a bass reflex system". I guess this is true, but as I have never heard ceramic speakers in person and I am not an audio engineer.
Designed by Matteo Cibic who also designed these popular terrariums these speakers could be man's new best friend.