Sweet, Sweet Nectar
A friend recently gave us a pottery juicer, but not as a present, just as something she left at the house. It just mysteriously appeared after a visit. Like the vegetables from your garden in August that you just want to get rid of, so you leave them at friends houses.
After a week I asked
"... Ummmm, What is this doing here? "
"Oh, because you guys have all the ceramics..."
" Ok... so why is this here?"
"I thought you would like it"
"But it is ugly, and not particularly functional"
"But, it is clay"
"So I want every piece of clay out there, because it is clay?"
At that point she crumbled and admitted that it was from her Mother-In-Law and she was trying to pass the ugly buck.
We were re-gifted, for the sin of being ugly.
Of course, none of this would have been a problem is it was a super cool hummingbird juicer like this one from Z Gallerie.